THE BROTHERHOOD
RIDING COVENANT

We, the undersigned brothers of the Great Republic of Spokanistan, being of questionable judgment but sound loyalty, do hereby enter into this sacred and enduring covenant.

We solemnly swear that, for as long as we remain among the living, we shall gather and ride motorcycles together no fewer than two times per calendar year.

This covenant shall remain in full force until death or genuine physical disability prevents riding. Said disability must be severe and undeniable. A sore back, busy schedule, angry wife, financial inconvenience, mild fear, bad weather, or the simple desire to stay home shall not qualify.

The loss of one limb shall be reviewed on a case-by-case basis. Modern motorcycles have many modifications available. Excuses will be judged harshly.

Any brother who willfully neglects this covenant without just cause shall be considered guilty of a grave offense against the Brotherhood and shall stand convicted of grave sin, abandoned to the mercy and judgment of the Lord Himself, whose judgement is perfect forever and ever, Amen!

The remaining brothers may also mock him without limitation.

This covenant is bound by brotherhood, stupidity, and a shared refusal to let the saga die.

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