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SPOKANISTAN
SAGA

Three bros. Three cities. Two rides a year.

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2026 • RIDE II

HOUSTON /
GALVESTON?

Current planning status: invade MAD's house, point the adventure bikes toward Galveston, and maybe ride the ferry because apparently regular roads are no longer enough.

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Timing: Mid-November 2026
Basecamp: MAD's house, Houston
Plan: Adventure ride toward Galveston
Possible bonus: Ride the ferry

See the plan

PREVIOUS BAD DECISIONS

2026 • I

Spokane / Coeur d’Alene

July 30 – August 2 • 4 days • ~300 miles of twisties

2023 • I

Miami

June 1 – 3 • city riding • South Beach • jetskis • landmarks

THE RULE

“For as long as we remain among the living, we shall gather and ride motorcycles together no fewer than two times per calendar year.”

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FUTURE EVIDENCE

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FUTURE HOMEPAGE PHOTO Reserved for a photo good enough to make us look more organized than we are.

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