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THE
SPOKANISTAN
SAGA

Three bros. Three cities. Two rides a year.

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COVENANT
COMPLIANT

2027 • SUMMER RIDE

SEATTLE /
PUGET SOUND

Sk8 HQ is officially volunteering as basecamp for 3–4 solid days of motorcycles, irresponsible quantities of food, old music, recovered hard-drive evidence, and an ambitious amount of western Washington. With this much notice, excuses will be examined under oath.

Basecamp
Sk8 HQ
Minimum sentence
3–4 solid days
Motorcycles
For sure
Food program
Steaks, roasts & Italian depths
Archive mission
Old music + hard-drive photos

THE LOOSE PLAN

Snohomish / Monroe / Woodinville twisties → Bellevue Brewing → optional wealth-tour through Hunts Point, Yarrow Point and Clyde Hill → downtown Bellevue → maybe across Lake Washington into Seattle → mandatory Alki Point / Alki Beach appearance → historic Picnic Point by Edmonds. Late nights return to Sk8 HQ for bonfire operations, with Willis Tucker Park also in the mix.

The ambitious bonus route: Edmonds ferry to Kingston, spend the day wandering the peninsula, then come home on the Bainbridge ferry at night for the downtown Seattle skyline reveal. Because apparently a normal route would be disrespectful.

ALSO STILL BEING DISCUSSED

San Diego • Spring 2027

San Diego is no longer trusted enough to hold the main slot, but it remains on the board. Possible Tijuana / Ensenada coastal riding. Dates, border-crossing bravery, and basic organizational competence remain TBD.

THE RULE

“For as long as we remain among the living, we shall gather and ride motorcycles together no fewer than two times per calendar year.”
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OFFICIAL WASTE OF TIME

COVENANT RUN

Dodge traffic, gravel, deer, and other violations of good judgment. Collect Beer Stops. Survive long enough to remain covenant compliant.

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FUTURE EVIDENCE

TO BE INCRIMINATED

FUTURE HOMEPAGE PHOTO Reserved for a photo good enough to make us look more organized than we are.