SPOKANISTAN SAGA

THE OFFICIAL ARCHIVE OF QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS

THE
SPOKANISTAN
SAGA

Three bros. Three cities. Two rides a year.

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COVENANT
STATUS: EH

2026 • THE NON-RIDE

HOUSTON →
GALVESTON

The motorcycles lost. Adulthood won. With only two days available, the epic Texas ride has been downgraded to piling into MAD's Bimmer, storming Galveston for beers and a swim, and loudly replaying the music we grew up on.

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Timing
End of October 2026
Transportation
MAD's Bimmer. Tragically.
Mission
Galveston beers + swim
Soundtrack
The stuff we grew up on
Final boss
MAD's pool frogs
Motorcycles
Emotionally present

ARCHIVES

PREVIOUS BAD DECISIONS

2026 • I

Spokane / Coeur d’Alene

July 30 – August 2 • 4 days • ~300 miles of twisties
2023 • I

Miami

June 1 – 3 • city riding • South Beach • jetskis • landmarks

THE RULE

“For as long as we remain among the living, we shall gather and ride motorcycles together no fewer than two times per calendar year.”
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OFFICIAL WASTE OF TIME

COVENANT RUN

Dodge traffic, gravel, deer, and other violations of good judgment. Collect Beer Stops. Survive long enough to remain covenant compliant.

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FUTURE EVIDENCE

TO BE INCRIMINATED

FUTURE HOMEPAGE PHOTO Reserved for a photo good enough to make us look more organized than we are.